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"KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time" (kngt) 08/01/2018 at 23:47 • Filed to: DAE MANUAL MASTER RACE?, Satire, shitpost, shitposting

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Local Man With “Save The Manuals” Sticker On WRX Is Just Better Than You - After seeing a man on the highway with a, “Save the manuals” sticker on his strictly visual mods Subaru, we flagged him down to ask him a few questions.“Well yeah I got the sticker weeks before I actually got my new WRX”, he said.“I got it becuase people HAVE to know that my new WRX is a manual, and not some junk slush box automatic where you dont even do anything.”“Besides drool all over yourself , haha.”We then asked him why anybody would even buy an automatic version of any car.“Well you gotta think first of all not everybody has good enough sense to buy a new WRX like mine. I mean think of the people who buy automatic cars. You know, sweaty, slack jawed, they always buy the 2×2 rubix cube.”“You know? You just see them driving down the highway like drones. Like you can just see you would fuck that guy up in a game of tic-tac-toe, or an argument on the internet.”How does he see himself driving a stick in this day and age?“Well you know, ha. I’m like the guy pointing with a blueprint in those technical school commercials.”“I’m like the guy up on a 90 foot tall horse peering down at the pathetic subhmans below me with a collapsible brass telescope.”“And of course my dick is like massive. Like much bigger than average. My girlfriend is also fucking hot dude. You want to see her nudes? Check this out, man.”

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KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 08/01/2018 at 23:42

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Link in case of Kinja

https://bald.tires/2018/08/01/local-man-with-save-the-manuals-sticker-on-wrx-purchases-worlds-tallest-horse/

Nibby > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 08/01/2018 at 23:44

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we get it, you vape

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 08/01/2018 at 23:49

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I’m debating whether or not to get a replacement ‘ Save the Manuals ’ sticker for my Mazda5. I had one years ago but it started to peel up around the edges and so I removed it. But I don’t want to come off as a colossal douchenozzle, so maybe I’ll just stick with my faded Oppo sticker instead.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 08/02/2018 at 00:01

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I’m a big believer in—

[counts three automatics in driveway]

Oh.

DasWauto > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 08/02/2018 at 00:02

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>_>

<_<

I regret nothing. 

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 08/02/2018 at 00:06

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I just want the shift pattern in an unobtrusive color for my rear window. Says nothing, just the pattern.

Because I’m not a manual elitist jerk, but just want to remind people we exist, even if they have no clue what it means.

HammerheadFistpunch > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/02/2018 at 00:17

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I know that feel. My wife and I went from only manuals to only autos recently

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 08/02/2018 at 00:30

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Row, row, row your boat gently up Shit Creek; if you see a CVT, don't forget to bleat...

AestheticsInMotion > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 08/02/2018 at 00:35

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That's good but the three headline links below the article are all fantastic 

AestheticsInMotion > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 08/02/2018 at 00:36

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MUNICH— BMW Announced today a new tool on their website aimed at letting you know when the latest three series will be available with a stick, and for less than four grand. We talked to a representative from BMW to understand how the tool was created.

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The new M3 will be powered by a new four cylinder engine, coupled to thirteen twin scroll turbochargers”, he said. “We think that combined with the new larger footprint of this vehicle, completely numb electric steering, and water injection, the new G80 M3 will be like getting sent right back to 1991.

I have another burner, try to guess it! > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/02/2018 at 01:39

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Do you know if Chever-legs counts as an auto or manual transmission? 

bhtooefr > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/02/2018 at 03:58

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Manuals are more efficient and simpler than any aut—

Oh.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > DasWauto 08/02/2018 at 08:08

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Found ‘ im ! Get him boys!

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > HammerheadFistpunch 08/02/2018 at 09:21

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SAD!

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > DasWauto 08/02/2018 at 09:22

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I have that sticker, but it’s in my door jamb with the rest of them.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 08/02/2018 at 09:23

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No, a “Save the Manuals” sticker on a minivan is dope.

interstate366, now In The Industry > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 08/02/2018 at 09:25

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DETROIT— In a press release last week, GM announced their reasoning for releasing the new Blazer.

The press release is quoted as saying, “In releasing the new Blazer, we finally have the opportunity to market a crossover to middle aged men who used to have a Camaro when they were a teenager, and who’s wife won’t let them buy another.”

The new Blazer will be available with an exterior that looks like an even angrier Camaro, as well as the interior straight out of a Camaro.

Officials at GM say the only difference between this and a Camaro is, “That it seats four comfortably and people will get it stuck on the beach.”

When we reached out to see what engines the new Blazer would be available with the GM spokesperson responded, “No good ones.”

DasWauto > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 08/02/2018 at 10:00

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It’s the only sticker on my car and it’ll likely stay that way.  I bought 2 when I wanted one for my Golf and still had this one unused when I bought the WRX.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > DasWauto 08/02/2018 at 10:26

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No OPPO sticker?! =0

HammerheadFistpunch > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 08/02/2018 at 11:18

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it is kinda, but the choices get pretty limited when you move up a size class.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > HammerheadFistpunch 08/02/2018 at 11:33

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Yup...